So, what to tell.

Who

I’m just a normal guy. “Just” meaning I believe most times I’m the only person alive who thinks the way I do on any given subject at any given time. And by “normal” I really mean as normal as anyone can expected to be that writes about the end of the world through excessive tootsie roll pop licking and profitable ogre enterprises. However, I can guarantee that when I say “guy”, I truly do mean guy.

What

My goal in life is to be an author. Plain and simple. Well, let’s add profitable to that. I hope to one day support my family on the numerous works of fiction I create. While we’re at it, let me also throw in well liked. It doesn’t matter how many books I publish if nobody cares for me, right? Might as well toss timeless into the mix, too. It would be grand to have such a wonderful legacy to leave behind. So like I said, plain and simple. I want to be a profitable, loved, and timeless author.

Here’s the Where

Born, raised and currently residing in the Valley of the Sun. We have two seasons here, blistering hot and not so blistering hot. The truth of it is, I like it here. I tried shoveling snow once and swore it off for the rest of my life.